Someone Finally Mentions Tiger Woods’ Bulging Dick

05/10/2010 10:41 AM |

win mcmurry

I’ve been waiting for this. With all the talk of Tiger Woods “pulling out” of the “Players” Championship because of a “swollen disc” (not sure why I quoted that), it was bound to happen. Yesterday, a perky blond TV reporter for the Golf Channel, with the unlikely name of Win McMurry, said it:”[Woods] says he’s been playing with a bad neck for about a month and thinks it could be a bulging dick.”

Yup. This just goes to show that if you hope for something hard enough, it will eventually come. Heh.