So listen: I’m only posting about this because I know it will get us a lot of page views, and not because I actually sort of really like these movies, to the point where if they are on the television, I’m physically incapable of turning them off. Ok? Anyway: The official announcement has been made that Breaking Dawn, the final book in The Twilight Saga, will be split into two films, both of which will be directed by Academy Award winner Bill Condon (Dream Girls). Twilight nerds, (oh god, fine, Twihards) already knew this was going to happen, I guess, so for them, the only real news here seems to be that the first of the two films is scheduled for release on November 18th, 2011, which is the day after my 33rd birthday. Just saying. You are all invited to my Breaking Dawn-themed party.