Oh, Hey, It’s Summer, You Should Learn How To Carve a Watermelon

06/24/2010 4:03 PM |

Halloween has pumpkin-carving, Thanksgiving has turkey-carving, Mother’s Day has… “I (heart) Mother” tattoo-carving, but what the hell are we supposed to carve when it gets disgustingly hot and humid? Watermelons! The pumpkins of summer! Here’s a helpful video that will teach you how to carve a bouquet of roses into a watermelon. Try it at a barbecue; everyone will be real impressed. Or they may just be annoyed that you’re delaying their watermelon feast with your stupid food art. (Ufunk)