Possibly NSFW: Lady Gaga Does the Bare Ass/Machine Gun Bra Thing on the Cover of Rolling Stone

06/21/2010 11:36 AM |

After the jump, Ms. Gaga rocks a blonde bob, a machine gun bra and a bare ass on the cover of Rolling Stone, because she is forever pushing the boundaries of human sexuality and expression or some shit. NSFW, maybe?

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  • Many, indeed all of the following things I note could be matters of mere coincidence, yet since gluteal hemispheres are themselves coincidental matters, in so far as they are in fact material objects that coincide, then note them, nonetheless, I shall (disclaimer: the first note is woefully banal):

    1. Double Issue at header, double machine guns below, doubled-up cheeks beneath, doubly angular (scissors-open guns, legs) compositional motif, doubled and quadrupled bitings and dilute re-restylings of M.I.A.

    2. Just east of Gaga’s demi-denuded nether quarters is the heading, in grayscale, “Drilling in the Arctic,” which seems fitting in various ways.

    3. Just beneath said custom-fit heading is yet another proper placement, also in grayscale, “Wet, Hot, Loud.”

    4. And betwixt those two custom fittings is yet another, in bold and in black, that seems to sum up so many things extant on just one cover: DISASTER.

    In short, the suggestion seems to be that Lady Gaga’s borne guns and bare ass correlate directly to, or at any rate readily align with, the following de-scrambled headline of primary intent: “Loud Drilling in the Next Wet, Hot Disaster.”

    And here one should bear in mind that great blame has been placed on deficient…

    … blowout preventers.

    What a skillfully hidden message!