A Chicken Roams in Brooklyn

07/21/2010 1:35 PM |


Quick, everybody look in your refrigerators: is any chicken missing? Maybe an egg? Because a chicken was spotted two days ago roaming Brooklyn Bridge Park. Pets are often one of the first things families lose during a recession, but this family should have realized it was socially acceptable for them to eat their pet. Hopefully it escapes city limits before Bloomberg’s goons find it and gas it.