Bedbugs Attack SoHo Hollister Store On Behalf of Us All

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07/01/2010 3:03 PM |

This is probably how everybody who works at that store looks right now.
  • This is probably how everybody who works at that store looks right now.

Hollister, the Abercrombie & Fitch spin-off label designed to appeal to a more sun-damaged brand of teenage douche, has been forced to temporarily close its 40,000 square foot Soho outlet—located at the beautiful late-19th century building at 600 Broadway—due to a bedbug infestation that’s been terrorizing its pretty, vapid salespeople and terrible customers for three weeks now. We just thought you’d like to know.

2 Comment

  • so basically your one of those fat kids who is too ugly to wear the clothes and decidedly feels this is a win when you type it in your closet and eat your [put fattening food product here]?

  • @Rastaguy
    Mark’s actually really slim and good looking. And I say that with great risk of a sexual harassment suit. YOU CRYPTO-FASCIST DATE-RAPING MORON.