CNN Breaks Hot “Robotripping” Story

07/09/2010 4:06 PM |

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Parents, lock up your medicine cabinets! CNN’s fearless reporter Stephanie Smith has discovered a terrible trend among today’s kids: they’re using cough syrup. To get high.

Oh, wait, you mean, you did the same thing 25 years ago? Before you even had kids? Well, CNN’s website must be on a 25 year delay, because they just reported this story yesterday. [via Jack Shafer]