Online Baby Name Generator Sucks at Naming Babies

07/22/2010 2:29 PM |

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This hilariously inept Baby Name Generator manages, amazingly, to be an even greater waste of web space than @DinosaurClock. Unless it’s intended purely as a joke for bored bloggers, Baby Name Generator is gonna produce some really messed up kids with comically messed up names. To be fair, it may have been programmed to throw together letters randomly, irrespective of any linguistic, cultural or syntactic logic. The best/worst so far:
For girls:

Wnd
Idiarorar
Litamasol
Anal (seriously)
Hror

Boy and androgynous names after the jump.

For boys:

Dorrki
Rll
Ggugbr
Undick (get ready for a lifetime of castration anxiety, kid)
Lost (actually, people probably are naming their kids Lost lately)

For boys or girls:

Qudorrl
Judo (um…)
Qumor (like a tumor, but cute!)
Clmor
Men (how is this gender neutral exactly?)

One great gender neutral name: Gaze. Yeah, that’s pretty bad-ass. (TheDailyWhat)

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