Stop Twilight Before It Kills Again

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07/06/2010 1:09 PM |

“Police are hoping an autopsy will explain what caused a man to slump over in his chair and die while watching a screening of “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” at a Wellington cinema,” wire services report: “The 23-year-old, described by police as a transient, was found unresponsive in his chair, with no obvious injuries, after a screening of the vampire romance movie on Sunday night…”

So, what we have here is a popular tween movie franchise just cold killin’ bums for kicks.

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