NYC to Crack Down On Kids Skipping School, Ferris Bueller “Concerned”

08/19/2010 3:07 PM |

My last two years of high school, I skipped approximately 30 percent of all my classes. My life has turned out ok. However, kids, do as we say, not as we do… Or else the new NYC truancy task force (“Every Student, Every Day”) will come into your bedroom, put a black bag over your head and extraordinarily render you to New Jersey—because as Mayor Bloomberg says, “Truancy is often a child’s first step in the wrong direction.” Heh, yup. We just need more Donald Duck truant officers (holy crikey this video is awesome):