Chances of a song called “Make Me WannaPerhap Die” not being mega stupid are not very good, of course, and this one, by Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen’s “rock” band The Pretty Reckless, definitely is not. I don’t know if I’ve just never paid attention (I have obviously never paid attention) or if there’s been some changes or what, but I was always under the impression that The Pretty Reckless was a real band, featuring Momsen and, you know, her peers—people her age, not some dopey gang of hired-gun studio musicians. Couple things you absolutely need to watch for: The insanely, awesomely botched high note at 3:10, the bassist’s hilarious rock pose on the final note at 3:32, and Paul Shaffer, who helps out on keyboards, maniacally banging his head throughout, and Dave proclaiming “Good gig!” at the end. It is not a good look. None of it.