- Hi, welcome to Woodhull.
Hey, can you imagine if all the old, scary diseases came back? It sort of makes sense, as the planet’s population approaches about 300 percent capacity… TIME FOR A KILL OFF! Maybe it all starts in Brooklyn: an MTA employee was diagnosed over the weekend with full-scale tuberculosis, and it remains probable that a few more of her colleagues have been infected (the article won’t specify the location, likely for fear of creating a panic). Next up, an outbreak of leprosy in Murray Hill, scarlet fever in DUMBO (run!), and a little catarrh in Bushwick.