- “School supplies!!? Round em up, boys.”
America’s hottest new(ish) trend of explicit Islamophobic bigotry has always had a place in Sheepshead Bay, what with a long-simmering DEADLY GROUND ZERO MOSQUE controversy of their very own (“It’s about the traffic, honest”). Well, yesterday some nice people from the Muslim American Society handed out free school supplies to lower-income families in the area. This is a good thing, unless you hate Muslims (because obviously those school supplies have been infected with muhajadeeny cooties, like so many bed bugs in the Court Street Cinemas).
One helpful local historian even put up an elegant all caps Cliff’s note about the history of Hamas, complete with underlines:
HAMAS LEADER HAMMAD: “DELIBERATELY USED PALESTINIAN CHILDREN AS HUMAN SHIELDS!!! MAS! STOP “PROPAGANDA SCHOOL SUPPLIES” GIVEAWAY TO COVER YOUR SUPPORT OF HAMAS! [sic, etc.]
Another man yelled, repeatedly, “Go home to your country!”