HEEBonism, Heeb Magazine’s annual Christmas party, is upon us again, a time when Jews and Gentiles can come together in honor of binge drinking. After stuffing yourself with cheap dumplings and staring longingly at brown paper packages tied up with string, come to Fontana’s for some Strip Dreidel (which is a real thing) and Matzo balls-out boozing. There will be $5 spiced rum drink specials from 8-10pm. Santa will totally be there before he goes to work! DJs Tropical Jeremy, Joshua Gabriel and DJ Cool Jew as well as Dolchnakov Brigade will be on set providing awesome music to go with all of your drunken, Jewery revelry. Find out how to get yourself in the door for free after the jump.
Tickets are $15 with an RSVP, and $20 at the door, but we’re straight up giving away two pairs of tickets for free. Just tweet at us or write on our Facebook wall why you need to go to HEEBonism (in 140 characters or fewer, of course) and you could be on your way to one of the city’s best holiday parties for free!
Heebonism’s Christmas Eve Bash
105 Eldridge Street, New York, NY 10002
Christmas Eve, Friday, December 24-25, 8 p.m. to 3 a.m.
$15 with RSVP by December 22nd to email@example.com, $20 at the door