Marty Markowitz Singing His Bike Lane Beefs at City Council Meeting Is Enough To Make Us Move to Queens

12/10/2010 12:38 PM |

Ugh, ugh, ugh. Yesterday the City Council held a big meeting on the ridiculously and unnecessarily contentious issue of bike lanes, and BK prez Marty Markowitz wuz there to embarrass his borough with a song he wrote and performed (not even kidding!) for the cameras titled, tentatively, “These Are a Few of My Favorite Lanes.” As an encore he sang the much less catchy “These Are a Few of My Favorite Possible Locations for Brooklyn’s First Apple Store.” (StreetsBlog)