Oh, what’s that? You can’t believe people (and not even new people—just the same old stupid people as always) are still releasing songs and making videos about dancing all night long? And that people still have not tired of the whole dancing-as-metaphor-for-sex-or-maybe-vice-versa thing? And you don’t understand why you’re supposed to feel like a dick for sort of thinking that, you know, there is so much vocal manipulation and so little actual artistry at play here that this song literally could have been “performed” by any living human being? Pfff, that’s your problem, rockist.