Jesus Christ it’s hot. (How hot is it?) So hot that everybody’s clothes are soaking through and curling and disintegrating like the labels on so many bottles of Miller High Life.
Which is why tonight, at Literary Upstart’s Grand Championship Super Final (TM) (at Galapagos), the Miller High Life will be served in cans. There will be 400 of them, on sale at $2 until they run out, for to quench your thirst. This should get interesting.
There are reports, unconfirmed as this blog post went to, um, press, that L Magazine Editor-in-Chief and Upstart host Jonny Diamond plans to shotgun one on stage.