Happy World Contraception Day

09/26/2011 11:21 AM |

Put this on your penis and have sex with it! Today and every day!

  • Put this on your penis and have sex with it! Today and every day!

Can you believe Wold Contraception Day is already here again? I feel like I barely took down my condom balloons and IUD pinata from last year and it’s time to put it all back up again!

Are you looking for a way to celebrate? You could get yourself outfitted with a free NYC condom or download the free condom app (although if you can afford a smart phone, maybe you can just get your ass to the drugstore and buy some.)

Over even better, take the money you saved on condoms and give it to Planned Parenthood. They sure could use the money.

If you’re a traditional sort, maybe you celebrate World Contraception Day with some good old-fashioned protected sex. Whatever you do, I hope that we can take a minute to appreciate everything contraception does for us in our day-to-day lives. Seriously! From preventing HIV and other STDs to giving women the option not to be pregnant all the time, to helping to prevent cervical cancer, we would all be a lot sicker, pregnanter, and/or deader without contraception. From the humble condom to the mighty birth control pill, the classicly-styled IUD to the futuristic nuvaring—even the much-maligned dental dam—we say thank you today for all the sweet-ass safe sex.

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