Today in Public Masturbation: The Chinatown Bus

11/21/2011 12:37 PM |

Oh, this dude.

  • Oh, this dude.

Perhaps reacting to the bold masturbatory challenge issued by Starbucks wanker Mister PeePee, Brooklynite Genrong Zhang whipped it out and started going for it on the Chinatown Bus Saturday. Mr. Zhang, unfortunately, lacks Mr. PeePee’s secretive finesse:

Genrong Zhang was sitting in front of her, and when she realized what he was doing, “I kicked his chair” to get him to stop, she said.

“He looked back at me and smirked. It’s sick. My daughter could have been with me.”

Martinez called the cops, prompting the bus driver to pull over at Pike Street and Broadway.

“They locked the doors and told everyone to stay calm,” Martinez said.

Meanwhile, Zhang, 39, of Brooklyn, pretended to be asleep, Martinez said.

Ah, the old, “who me? I’m just an asleep dude” defense. Glad the cops could take a break from cracking peaceful protesters’ heads open to arrest one of Brooklyn’s many public masturbators. This being a Post article, there is also a bonus nugget of not-quite-racist-but-still-racial-in-a-way-that-is-weird “joke:”

He was having a little too much chow fun on this ride.

Get it? Noodles.