Five Lists About Pulp I Almost Wrote But Then Didn’t

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01/27/2012 9:48 AM |

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Ten Pulp Songs That Would Make for Good Condom Names
“(No) Babies,” “F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.G.L.O.V.E,” “Down By the Ribbed”

Eight Sexiest Pulp Moments
The sax at the end of “This Is Hardcore,” the beginning of “Sylvia,” etc.

Ten Best Jarvis Cocker Outfits
Nine suave selections, followed by this one, which is ALWAYS the best.

Seven Best Song Meanings.net Interpretations of Pulp Songs
“Deborah sounds like a right asshat,” about “Disco 2000.”

One Reason I Hate Stub Hub
Because there’s already over 500 Pulp Radio City tickets there.

Those are all terrible ideas. I’m sorry to have wasted your time. Just remember that tickets for Pulp at Radio City Music Hall go on-sale at 10 a.m. Link