I’ve heard people talking about this for the past few days, and Klingman even blogged about it earlier in the week, but I sort of couldn’t even get myself to acknowledge that it could be true. Except it is. Madonna has a terrible and embarrassing new song called “Give Me All Your Luvin’,” which features Nicki Minaj and M.I.A., two otherwise strong-enough seeming women who were inexplicably willing to dress up as cheerleaders and prance around like fucking idiots for 4 minutes while Madonna dances with football players or whatever. We’re probably supposed to assume something subversive is happening here, because that’s what I’ve gathered we’re supposed to assume about everything that’s stupid these days, but mostly I think it’s just some bullshit jock-pop jam with dialed-in, cliché-ridden lyrics more befitting a 9th-grade girl than, say, a 53-year-old woman. Watch the video here, if you must.