Being Sanctimonious About Celebrating Valentine’s Day (10%)
I celebrate Valentine Day every day,If you need a day to express how you feel towards a love one.Your definitly not doing your job
— Boxingtitan (@Boxingtitan) February 14, 2012
If a nigga only show u love today and buy you shit today he don’t mean it, he doing because Its Valentine’s Day
— Tyranisha Grimes (@diva_ty89) February 14, 2012
Valentine’s Day was created in the spirit of capitalism and not love.
— JP♥ (@analyzethapaiqe) February 14, 2012
Putting it in a Butt (25%)
Who wants to celebrate Valentines Day with some butt sex?!
— It’s a secret (@MySecretLife01) February 14, 2012
I got you butt sex for valentines day…no? Not acceptable?
— Tommy VerCeddy (@BaltimoreBoy) February 14, 2012
Eating a Butt (same 25%)
RT this if u going use valentines day as an excuse to eat her butt ..
— Kay Dot (@ItsKayDot) February 14, 2012
Retweet If You Gonna Eat Butt Cuz It’s Valentines Day
— Supa Dup(@SupHateEmAll) February 14, 2012
Eat her butt. It’s valentines day. Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜Ÿ˜
— Leroy Jenkins (@GoudaNH) February 14, 2012
Futilely Tweeting @ Justin Bieber (20%)
Hi justin What are you doing on Valentine’s Day?@justinbieber
— danaraphaeli (@danaraphaeli) February 14, 2012
Please be my valentine, @justinbieber ;p
— juz1O’s gf. yo, mad? (@renjbiebs) February 14, 2012
@justinbieber hey Happy Valentine’s Day I love you , Follow meeeeeee(L)14
— Claudia Schäffer (@claausch) February 14, 2012
Trying to Make Everything About Zombies for Some Reason (1%)
What are you doing for Valentine’s Day? Are there any Valentine’s Day zombie walks out there?
— Zombie Response Team (@zombieresponse) February 14, 2012
Asking What Everyone Is Doing For Valentine’s Day (10%)
Love is in the air. What’s everyone doing for Valentine’s Day? #GG
— Kelly Rutherford (@KellyRutherford) February 14, 2012
So, what is America’s most romantic city doing for Valentine’s?
— Downtown Knoxville (@downtownknox) February 14, 2012
Being Bad at Birth Control (4%)
ATTENTION FELLAS: I DON’T CARE WAT SHE SAYS, VALENTINE’s DAY OR NOT………PULL OUT!!! #TeamNoKids #ChildSupportCostMoreThanAVDayGift lmaoo
— Sheldon Grant (@MarquisRachad) February 14, 2012
“Calling it Tuesday” (15%)
Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
— Jonathan Fuego vaz œˆ (@DJjonathanvaz) February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
— Tweets LMAO (@TweetsLMAO) February 14, 2012
Some people call it Valentine’s Day. But I call it Tuesday
— Eng.fyonka (@pinkfyonka) February 14, 2012
Not Using an Apostrophe (15%)
Don’t worry #IfYouAreSingle on Valentines Day. Because God is looking at you Thinking, ”I’m saving you for someone special.”
— Will Smith (@WilI_Smith) February 14, 2012
It’s not just Valentines Day… It’s the fourth annual AccuWeather Chili Potluck here at HQ! instagr.am/p/G_f-ATrAQ7/
— AccuWeather.com (@accuweather) February 14, 2012
Posting a Special Message in the Hope of Winning a Volvo (0%)
Happy Valentine’s Day! Post a special message to your valentine on our page for a chance to win a Mooers Volvo… fb.me/1o2o2SS68
— Mooers Webmaster (@mooersvolvo) February 14, 2012
Being Drunk Somewhere (100%)
Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, what are you doing??? I will be DRUNK somewhere *shrugs*
— SCREAM JERE-OO-MIAH! (@jeremiahKOEking) February 13, 2012