What We’re Doing For Valentine’s Day, According to Twitter

02/14/2012 11:40 AM |

Being Sanctimonious About Celebrating Valentine’s Day (10%)

Putting it in a Butt (25%)

Eating a Butt (same 25%)

Futilely Tweeting @ Justin Bieber (20%)

Trying to Make Everything About Zombies for Some Reason (1%)

Asking What Everyone Is Doing For Valentine’s Day (10%)

Being Bad at Birth Control (4%)

“Calling it Tuesday” (15%)

Not Using an Apostrophe (15%)

Posting a Special Message in the Hope of Winning a Volvo (0%)

Being Drunk Somewhere (100%)