Bloomberg Denies Smooching Obama

03/13/2012 11:12 AM |

This is a reenactment.
  • This is a reenactment.

Mayor insists: the canoodle rumors are completely off-base. But perhaps he dost protest too much?

Asked about their private meeting yesterday Bloomberg told reporters—referring to his memorable New Year’s lip-lock with Lady Gaga—that he’d “never kiss and tell.” He then quickly noted that “I did not kiss President Obama” (not that there is anything wrong with that!). Instead, he explained that the leader of the free world was “very interested in what’s going on in New York City and what we need from the federal government to continue to grow.”

Booorrriiinnngg. Who will write this slash fic for me? Oh also, I guess El Bloombito is not being considered for a White House job, which, too bad because I feel like the billionaires in this country are underrepresented in Washington.