What else were we supposed to do with an album title like The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do? We made this in approximately 10 seconds, and it has provided outsized returns of joy. Play it below and maybe post your results in the comment section and/or tweet about it? You’re welcome.
(Sample result: The noisy horse is wiser than the bucket of the jello, and dripping shoes will aerate you more than staplers will ever do.)
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