New York, Meet Your New Groper

04/10/2012 11:05 AM |

I give this outfit a B-, even grading on a groper curve.
  • I give this outfit a B-, even grading on a groper curve.

Apparently he is considered well-dressed. And gropey, obvs:

Incident #1 – On Saturday, February 25, 2012 at approx. 1230 hours at East 62 Street and Park Avenue in the confines of the 19 Pct. The suspect approached the F/W/33 victim from behind, grabbed her inner thigh, and fled on foot.

Incident #2 – On Sunday, February 26, 2012 at approx. 1115 hours at Varick Street and King Street in the confines of the 1 Pct. the suspect approached the F/W/31 victim, grabbed her buttocks and private area, and fled on foot.

Incident #3 – On Monday, February 27, 2012 at approx. 1354 hours at 2nd Avenue and East 67 Street in the confines of the 19 Pct. the suspect approached the F/H/19 victim from behind, grabbed her buttocks, and fled on foot.

Incident #4 – On Friday, March 30, 2012 at approx. 1920 hours at Centre Street and Chambers Street in the confines of the 1 Pct. the suspect approached the F/A/22 victim, put his hand in between her legs, and fled on foot.

Keep your eyes peeled and your buttocks and private area on guard.