Why You Shouldn’t Watch Porn at the Library

05/16/2012 12:15 PM |

Or this could work.
  • Swiss Army Librarian Dot Net
  • Or this could work.

Aside from all of the obvious reasons it might not be a great idea to watch porn videos in a public space often frequented by children, you might just get stabbed.

“He was with his wife and he accused the other guy of looking at porn,” one police source said. “The guy looking at porn picked up a chair and hits him. The guy who was offended said, ‘I have a knife,’ and stabs him in the chest,” the source continued.

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It doesn’t exactly seem fair that the stabber got arrested but the other guy hit him with a chair and didn’t, but I guess I don’t really know the rules of library brawls. Let this be a lesson to us all.