Dang, These Squids Are Total Sex Freaks, Isn’t Nature Amazing?

07/18/2012 11:08 AM |

Makin squid babies.

  • Makin squid babies.

Dumpling squids (aw!) are nature’s hornballs, it turns out.

Dumpling squid live fast and die young, mating with multiple partners during their year-long lives. They make their time count, engaging in sexual encounters that can last up to three hours each.

During these trysts, the male clings to the female, grasping her and blowing water into her mantle, the bulbous part of her body behind the head. [Live Science]

Get it, girl! Gotta find a man that knows how to work that mantle. These freaky little squids are sexing so hard that they can barely even swim afterward:

“We found that squid could swim for half as long after mating, and would take up to 30 minutes to restore their swimming endurance to pre-mating levels,” Franklin said. The same was true for both males and females, the researchers found.

That means less energy for foraging, avoiding predators, growing and finding future sex partners, she said. Ongoing experiments suggest that this high-intensity mating may even be part of the reason that dumpling squid have such short life spans, though those results are preliminary, Franklin said.

Get a load of these guys. Who knew? Squids are a lot more sensual than you might think. Thank you for the weird mental images, science.

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