Were you all as anxious and excited before the debate last night as noted policy wonk Lindsay Lohan was? Or were you totally not into it and decided to watch Hocus Pocus instead because you knew you could rely on other people to sum it up for you today? If it’s the latter, I totally respect your opinion and am happy to walk you through last night’s debate with the help of a variety of funny and profane people that I follow on twitter.
Honestly, I don’t even know how we made it through past presidential election cycles without Twitter. It seems so barbaric, like using horses or bayonets, or the US Navy. Twitter is totally the aircraft carrier of social media.