New Yorkers Hope to Get Laid in Miami

12/07/2012 10:41 AM |

New Yorkers dont want to feel flaccid like this sculpture brought by Team Gallery to Art Basel Miami Beach.
  • New Yorkers don’t want to feel flaccid like this sculpture brought by Team Gallery at Art Basel Miami Beach.

Rawr! New Yorkers have descended on Miami for art fair week, and they’ve brought their ravenous sexual appetite. Miami’s more than ready for some fun—somehow, they have more sex than New Yorkers do (according to a dubious survey). Just look at Craigslist to see who New Yorkers want to grind up on and who Miami wants to take on a tour of their private South Beach. We gathered several art fair-related personal ads on Craigslist, out of dozens, and brought you the highlights. From desperately seeking musclebear to adventurous couples seeking a female play date, these listings prove New Yorkers can’t just go to the beach for a couple of days. We are that type of people.

1. Want GROUP Musclebear, leather Top hosT, muscled up bottom here – 39 (Miami beach hotel)

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2. Woof. At art Basel. Built, bearded hot bottom looking for trouble…. – 39 (Miami beach/ hotel/conv center)

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3. NYC couple want beautiful smart companion for Miami Weekend – mw4w – 28 (South Beach)

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4. Art and Fun – mw4mw – 40 (Miami)

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5. Interested in Art Basel? – w4m – 47 (Miami)

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6. Looking for an Older Mature for Fun – m4w – 29 (North Miami, FL)

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