6 Things To Do With A Condom (Besides Put It Up Your Nose)

04/15/2013 2:06 PM |


Oh, young people. Every time you think they’ve reached a collective low point, something like “the Condom Challenge” happens, reminding us anew that there is truly no bottom to the depths to which teenagers can plummet on the internet.

Instead of trying to snort condoms up our noses and expel them through our mouths, can’t we all just stick to the Applesauce Challenge, like adults? Or at the very least, find a better use for condoms, a historically important invention that never did anything to deserve this kind of ill treatment? Since it looks like we all need one, here’s a quick refresher on their many excellent uses that have nothing to do with any of this nonsense. You can save those tender nasal passages for drugs, furtive picking, and functional breathing/smelling.