How to Fill Out Your Tony Ballot

06/07/2013 11:42 AM |

Tony Awards

Some people fill out award-show ballots based on their feelings: who they like, who they want to win. But that’s crazy! Even if there’s no money to be won, there’s the prestige and good feelings of beating your friends at something. I won’t be betting on the Tonys this year because who the hell watches the Tonys? But should you find yourself at a party on Sunday (I’m just bitter because I didn’t get invited to any parties whatever) here’s the way things will probably shake out.