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Show me the person who doesn't desperately want a drink in a room full of toddlers, and I will show you a person who is probably already self-medicating with pills.
Aside from the obvious necessity here, maybe it would actually be nice to have a more grown-up, laid back environment in which to make small talk with the other parents or whatever it is you do at these places.
And, word on the street there's a very built-in clientele for this, what with Brooklyn's boom of
alcoholic "regressive" moms.
Don't worry, squares, it's not like they'd be serving drinks to the actual babies. Except before naptime.