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Just hear me out: you get off work, you're standing on the platform, sweaty and quietly hating everyone around you for no real reason. Wouldn't a nice, legal drink, not wrapped in a paper bag, make things a whole hell of a lot nicer? Say, a frosty, portable gin and tonic, purchased at one of those kiosks with candy and outdated magazines?
Half the people on the train are already drunk or acting like it anyway, so this wouldn't really amp up societal ills all that much, we suspect.