Gizmodo reports that The Oatmeal has teamed up with J&D's — the forces behind BaconSalt and Baconnaise — to bring us this, the most perfect of snack foods.
"We cooked this popcorn using a special blend of garlic, vinegar, and peppers to create a fiery explosion for your mouth.
If you cram enough of it into your face at once it becomes quite spicy, but if you pace yourself it's like a riverboat cruise through the jungles of dee-lish."
Uh, SOLD. Now excuse me while I spend the next 48 hours buying and consuming every single bag that has yet to be manufactured of this starchy, spicy gold.
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