And how, how, you ask, could one possibly honor this venerable American's birthday? In Brooklyn? Excellent question. And we have a few ideas.
Because a weekend shut inside your apartment, alternating between a bottle of Jack and a bottle of their branded barbecue sauce is not what we want for you guys, the rules here are interpreted a little loosely. However, the following itinerary is undoubtedly what Jasper Newton Daniel (his real name, according to Wikipedia!) would have wanted for all of us: