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I mean, sure, Brooklyn is home to Maison Premiere, one of the best places for oysters that I can think of. And, yes, oysters are very evocative of a woman's most intimate parts. But oysters can't help looking like vaginas! "It's not their fault," says Virginia Smith, heiress to an Oysterville, WA fortune.
What I'm interested in—what we should all be interested in—is food that doesn't naturally look like a vagina, but that is arranged in a way that makes you think of only one thing. That thing being a vagina. This isn't about some god-designed orifice, this is about man's ingenuity in making vagina-like foods.