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I will say that Brooklyn does produce a pretty decent runner-up in the food-as-vagina competition. I'm talking, of course, about Defonte's roast beef sandwich, which is a rare and juicy thing of beauty, marred only by the presence of cheese, because, really, no one wants to think about cheese and vaginas all at the same time. Or maybe that's mayonnaise? Even worse really, because mayonnaise is the culinary equivalent of pus. Delicious, delicious pus.
But, no, Defonte's—despite its sandwich's inclusion of what is called "natural jus"—is not the most vagina-like food out there. Are you dying of anticipation? Don't worry. You don't have to wait any longer.