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Do Burn Sage or Other Natural Herbs
Congratulations! Your home is clean! You are amazing. But wait! Does it smell a little overwhelmingly of white vinegar? It does? Good! That means you did a great job cleaning! But also, not good. Because you don't want your apartment smelling like white vinegar. So get yourself some dried sage and burn it and wave it around your apartment. This has the added benefit of maybe getting rid of evil spirits. If you can't get your hands on any dried sage, maybe just smoke some weed? That's also bound to impart a lovely, herbal scent that is sure to mask any lingering, vinegar-y odor. Plus, you'll feel even better about yourself and the great job you did. Nice work!
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