Mother's Day is this Sunday, and while many of us might have complicated relationships with our mothers (and, I guess, many of us might not), it is still a nice thing to, once a year, celebrate your mother. Or your grandmother. Or anyone, really, who raised you. Celebrate your pack of feral dogs, if that was how things were for you. I don't know! But definitely celebrate. And because everyone's mother is a little bit different and, as JD Salinger once said, everyone's mothers are "all slightly insane," I've come up with a comprehensive list of different things that you can get that will delight the mother in your life. Or, as the case may be, the feral dog pack.