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2) Dinner at Pok Pok Ny: exercise in stamina
It's not the dinner at Pok Pok Ny that requires stamina, although there is a certain amount of physical tolerance that is necessary in a space that only has one tiny bathroom for the masses of people eating and drinking there.
No, it's the wait.
It is the pure physical torture of having to make your way out to Red Hook and then wait.
Wait for an hour. Wait for an hour and a half. Wait for two hours.
You just wait.
And you're hungry.
So, so hungry.
Immediate elevation to the gold medal platform if you pull an Elaine and ask people who are already eating for some of their food.
Seinfeld wins all the gold medals in TV. All of them!