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Learn some of the standard complaints people are always making about other teams, at least the big ones. For instance...
38. You hate the Miami Heat because they have Lebron, D-Wade and Chris Bosh, who, despite being the one you always forget about, still makes $17 million a year. They're way, way better than everyone else.
39. And you hate the Celtics too, because Kevin Garnett and Rajon Rondo are among the dirtiest players in the league. You also hate the Celtics because they're better than most teams. And, Boston, obviously.
40. You can claim to hate the Oklahoma City Thunder, but only if you acknowledge that in addition to being one of the three or four best players in the league, Kevin Durant seems perfectly likable, which makes the whole thing even more infuriating.