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You're going to need some jokes about the Knicks, too. Allow us to suggest a few possible topics...
41. They let Jeremy Lin walk, even though he singlehandedly made the Knicks must-watch TV for the first time in more than a decade.
42. They are old. Like, insanely, unbelievably old. They have a 40-year-old, a 39-year-old, two 38-year-olds and, get this, a 35-year-old rookie.
43. Underperforming big-man Amare Stoudemire got so angry after losing a first-round playoff game against the Heat last season that he punched the glass casing of a fire extinguisher and missed the next two games.