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Climate Change Is Real; Embrace Your Inner Fear-Monger
If there's one thing Republicans don't like, it's science. You know how evolution is such a pesky little theory? Well, so is climate change! It just makes no sense that it's snowing in November when people say global warming exists! Amirite, Donald Trump? However, if there's one thing Republicans DO like, it's scaring Americans. Republicans do it all the time. They scare Americans about socialist takeovers and about the, uh, disappearance of the white establishment (ooh! scary!) so why not scare Americans about climate change? The bonus to this is that some good might actually come out of it. Because climate change? Is real. And it wouldn't be a bad idea for Republicans to treat it as such so that they won't end up on the wrong side of history.