Wednesday, November 21, 2012
How to Ride the Goddamn Subway
Posted by Henry Stewart on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 at 9:00 AM
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3. You Can't Have the Doors
You ever see those people who push to be the first people into the car and then stop right when they do? If you really want to stand against the door (and, c'mon, we all do), then you have to be the last person into the car. Otherwise, move in, goddammit! [photo]
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Henry Stewart
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Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
