Wednesday, November 21, 2012
How to Ride the Goddamn Subway
Posted by Henry Stewart on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 at 9:00 AM
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4. Move In, Goddammit
I don't care if that's your favorite fucking pole. I don't care if you're too short to reach the horizontal bar above the seats. Just don't hold a bar: you're a grown-up. You can balance yourself. Fucking move in! Goddammit! [photo]
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Henry Stewart
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Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
