Wednesday, November 21, 2012
How to Ride the Goddamn Subway
Posted by Henry Stewart on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 at 9:00 AM
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5. You Can't Choose Not to Have Someone Sit Next to You
If you don't like sitting next to people, try one of the following: stand the fuck up, never ride the fucking subway, move the fuck out of New York. But I swear to fucking god, if you try to put a bag down or spread your legs (dude, c'mon) or some other shit I'm going to lose my shit. Scoot over—and move your fucking coat! [photo]
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Henry Stewart
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Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
