Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Reasons Why Brooklyn Is the Worst Place Ever: a Preemptive Attack
Posted by Kristin Iversen on Wed, Nov 28, 2012 at 1:12 PM
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It's Impossible to Have a Normal Night Out
Now, while Brooklyn actually has a much deserved reputation for being a great place to go out at night, I personally feel that it's actually kind of impossible to have a "normal" night out. I mean, weekends? They're ruined. The streets and bars and restaurants and music venues are flooded by assholes from Manhattan. And even during the week everywhere worth going is over-crowded and over-hyped and the only way to have a good, normal night is to stay home with your friends and a few bottles of bourbon. Which, fine. That's a great way to spend the night, but it's not contingent on being in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is now so cool or whatever, that it has become IMPOSSIBLE to have a normal night out. This sucks.
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About The Author
Kristin Iversen
Kristin Iversen is the Managing Editor at Brooklyn Magazine and the L Magazine. She has been described as "a hipster buzzword made flesh." This seems pretty accurate.
