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Bloomberg wanted to run for a third term following the fiscal crisis of 2008 because he thought NYC needed a strong business man to help the city through a time of economic turmoil. Well, who's a stronger business man than Donald Trump? Oh, right, like, so many people are stronger businessmen than Donald Trump. Never mind. There is no way that Bloomberg would ever call Donald Trump. Unless it was a prank call. Which I like to imagine Bloomberg doing, actually, prank calling Donald Trump all the time. Bloomberg is totally the Bart Simpson to Donald Trump's Moe Syzlak. So even though Trump tweeted ominously that he is "watching the New York mayoral race very closely..." I have no doubt that Bloomberg would never, EVER call him. Unless it was a prank call. In which case, as you were, Mr. Mayor.
Trump. Who is Trump? Is he the weaselly Joffrey Baratheon, a misogynistic sadist who thinks everything that he inherited was actually earned? That perverse little fool who has never actually fought in a battle, just rattled his sword? That sniveling idiot who winds up attached to some of the most beguiling women in the Seven Kingdoms? I'm going to say yes. That is who Trump is. Joffrey Baratheon.