Tuesday, December 4, 2012
How to Ride a Goddamn Elevator
Posted by Henry Stewart on Tue, Dec 4, 2012 at 10:35 AM
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Don't Push a Button for a Floor If It's Already Pressed
I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine when people push buttons that are already pressed. It's either because it betrays an impatience that I have to exert energy not to catch, or because it suggests that I can't be trusted to push a button—like, "if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." Well, guess what? I can push buttons, too, guy. [photo]
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Henry Stewart
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Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
Henry Stewart is the Culture Editor at The L Magazine and some kind of editor at Brooklyn Magazine. He has always lived in Brooklyn.
