Thankfully, the New York Post understands this, and have published a helpful article chock-full of inside information on Prince William and Kate Middleton's plans for said Über-baby, specifically, that they want it to have a normal life and "raise it just like us."
"Send them a $500 engraved silver christening cup from Tiffany’s, and it’ll be returned pronto by their office with a polite note of thanks and the suggestion that you make a contribution instead to their charitable trust," writes the Post.
Sounds like a pretty extreme attempt at normalcy. Maybe the kind that would be helped along by a refreshing change of location... to Brooklyn?! After all, there's a reason we're known on the streets as "Babytown, USA." This is a great place to raise kids, especially for the likes of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. And, since I assume William and Kate have nothing better to do during this time than pore over the self-interested advice of a blogger they have never met, allow me to present the evidence.